How to brush your teeth

How to make your teeth ching ching. 

Are you sick of dirty disgusting teeth? Well say goodbye to them because I’m here to tell you some instructions to brush your teeth.

Step one. Ram your tooth brush in your hand.

Step two. Get your tooth paste and squirt it onto your tooth brush. Not too much because it would taste like chilli wings.

Step 3. Hold it up to your mouth and ‘brush brush brush brush brush’. 

Step 4. When your teeth and ching ching put your tooth brush back and go on your journey away from  home.

That’s how you make your teeth ching ching. 

By Ethan T

How to brush your teeth.

Do you want to make your dentist happy? Well listen to these instructions to help you brush your teeth.

Step one. Walk to the cupboard as fast as a tiger. When you’re there open the cupboard to get your tooth brush and tooth past out. 

Step two. Go into the kitchen so you can brush your dangerously depressingly disgusting yellow teeth. Also get your tooth brush and tooth paste.

Step three. Put a straight smiley silly line on your tooth brush. Why? Because you don’t want people not to like you!

Step four. Put your toothbrush under the cold water for five seconds or less. Start brushing at the top, the left then the right. 

Step five. Brush your teeth so you can see your reflection is nice and clean when you go to school. People at your school will say you have nice clean teeth.

Bang!! You’re finished bushing your dusty, disgusting, dangerous teeth. 

Now you can use my instructions and tell other people how to brush their teeth.

By Sierra